Wednesday, March 02, 2011

The Man With The Faraway Eyes

So this guy just walks into my shop. (Freaky eyeballs)

He says Hi.

I say Hi.

He then proceeds to reach into the inside pocket of his coat.

He pulls out a book.

Here is the conversation that follows:

FREAKY EYEBALLS: "I just want to show you that I had this book before I walked in...didn't want you to think I stole it from you."

ME: "Who did you steal it from?"

5 comments:

Just sayin' said...

From the title of this post, I thought it was going to be a love story about your getting lost, gayly, in his eyes...or something.

Just sayin'...the sequel! said...

"Gaily."

Gay Lee said...

I notice IANO didn't deny that he got lost in this guy's freaky eyeballs.

Gay Lea said...

I'm delicious.

Could be J,P,G&R said...

Was this some kind of setup?


The man with the far away eyes....
NOPIE IN THE SKY-HIGH WITH DIAMONDS...